I'm a dirty, filthy animal and I'm a dirty comedian, but I got a lot of charisma and charm. — Ralphie May Animal Copy Share Image
I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles.. it's called Los Angeles. — Ralphie May Dangerous Copy Share Image
I'm so Southern that I'm related to myself. I'm actually my own cousin. — Ralphie May Actually Copy Share Image
Fat people are the only people you can still make fun of in this country. — Ralphie May Country Copy Share Image
As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad. — Ralphie May Decision Copy Share Image
I'm dirty, I'm irreverent - but I'm still a very topical comedian. — Ralphie May Comedian Copy Share Image
I've got a lot of charisma, plus women are forgiving and they can be charmed. — Ralphie May Charisma Copy Share Image
I never wanted to be known as a fat comic, just a comic who happens to be fat. — Ralphie May Comic Copy Share Image
I have a lot of pride in the fact that I don't do a lot of fat material. I give people who… — Ralphie May Pride Copy Share Image
You can have a poli-science degree but if you don't know people, it doesn't do you a bit of good when you're… — Ralphie May Good Copy Share Image
The people I make fun of most are white people. They're the dumbest ones. They really are. — Ralphie May Dumbest Copy Share Image
If we were all sitting around as different races and as different religions, if you were a real friend of these people,… — Ralphie May Around Copy Share Image
Atlanta is interesting. You have high education rates but there are plenty of regular folks. People have degrees but chop wood on… — Ralphie May Education Copy Share Image
I want to raise awareness about evils perpetuated on American citizens by other American citizens. — Ralphie May About Copy Share Image
I've been called a race traitor, prejudiced about white people. It's ridiculous... I have a really, really diverse crowd. Most comedy clubs… — Ralphie May Appeal Copy Share Image
