I loved Celebrity Fit Club. Celebrity Fit Club had a lot of heart especially if people go into it with a positive… — Ralphie May Positive attitude Copy Share Image
I may have cut it a little close, but youll have heard that already by now! — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? its called Los Angeles. — Ralphie May Los angeles Copy Share Image
My audience expects me to push the limits, to be politically incorrect. I do that because for me, that's the only place… — Ralphie May Fun Copy Share Image
As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. — Ralphie May Choice Copy Share Image
When somebody's different, it's so easy to dismiss what people say because of what they look like. They really want to judge… — Ralphie May Book Copy Share Image
I think we can do better with our politicians. I think I'd make a good one, because I like people. — Ralphie May Better Copy Share Image
I'm not PC all the time in my phrasing, because that meets a wall; people won't hear it. — Ralphie May Because Copy Share Image
I see the absurdity in things, and I think it's my job to point it out. — Ralphie May Absurdity Copy Share Image
I've been enjoying classes at the gym, where people look at me because I'm fat. At the end of the workout, they're… — Ralphie May End Copy Share Image
Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no… — Ralphie May Add Copy Share Image
The comedians I always loved and respected the most were always filthy degenerates. — Ralphie May Always Copy Share Image
My audience has accepted me for a long time as, you know, not a fat comedian but a comedian who happens to… — Ralphie May Audience Copy Share Image
I want more stand-up comics in prime time. It's great for every comedian. — Ralphie May Comedian Copy Share Image
I'm topical as hell. That's not going to change if I lose weight. There are a lot of comics that do 'fat… — Ralphie May Better Copy Share Image
In my entire life I've spent maybe three weeks with my dad under the same roof. — Ralphie May Dad Copy Share Image
