Listen to what people say about themselves; they will tell you everything you need to know. — Mason Cooley Communication Copy Share Image
An illicit love affair seems sweetly old-fashioned in the age of one night stands and orgies. — Mason Cooley Affair Copy Share Image
When you feel protective toward your parents, you have become an adult. — Mason Cooley Adults Copy Share Image
The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting. — Mason Cooley I can Copy Share Image
The beginning of self-knowledge: recognizing that your motives are the same as other people's. — Mason Cooley People Copy Share Image
Health foods make promises that only the Second Coming could fulfill. — Mason Cooley Eating Copy Share Image
If you insist on asking me why I feel the way I do, I plan to take the Fifth Amendment. — Mason Cooley Amendments Copy Share Image
Adrenalin dispels boredom. Run, you sufferers from ennui! Run for your lives! — Mason Cooley Boredom Copy Share Image
Man invented the gods. Then the gods went off on their own, but not far. — Mason Cooley God Copy Share Image
Wallace Stevens: the Platonist celebrates endless change, but with regret. — Mason Cooley Celebrate Copy Share Image
My obsessions used to be my protectors, but now they have taken me prisoner. — Mason Cooley Obsession Copy Share Image
Lack of reciprocity ruins friendships, but makes love affairs exciting for a time. — Mason Cooley Affair Copy Share Image
