The limitations of pleasure cannot be overcome by more pleasure. — Mason Cooley Limitation Copy Share Image
Alzheimer's usually comes later than AIDS, but I decline to call that progress. — Mason Cooley Aids Copy Share Image
A goldfish is reason enough for living, if someone needs a reason. — Mason Cooley Enough Copy Share Image
Faith moves mountains, but you have to keep pushing while you are praying. — Mason Cooley Faith Copy Share Image
True self is the part of us that does not change when circumstances do. — Mason Cooley Circumstances Copy Share Image
In middle age, I practiced feeling old, but the real thing has been a rude surprise. — Mason Cooley Age Copy Share Image
When my beloved arrives, I yawn. When my beloved departs, I weep. — Mason Cooley Beloved Copy Share Image
Without civilization, we would not turn into animals, but vegetables. — Mason Cooley Animals Copy Share Image
The mind scolds the heart, which makes excuses and goes its own way. — Mason Cooley Excuse Copy Share Image
The most reliable pleasure afforded by theater is the intermission. — Mason Cooley Acting Copy Share Image
Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort. — Mason Cooley Effort Copy Share Image
Travelling, I worry about luggage, prices, and strange food. At home, I am free to broaden my mind by thinking about the… — Mason Cooley Fear Copy Share Image
Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa… — Mason Cooley Charming Copy Share Image
Arrogance rides triumphantly through the gates, barely glancing at the old woman about to cut the rope and spring shut the trap. — Mason Cooley Arrogance Copy Share Image
Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single. — Mason Cooley Democratic Copy Share Image
A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. — Mason Cooley Cats Copy Share Image
The soul is no longer honored as it once was, but it still keeps appetite from being the measure of all things. — Mason Cooley All things Copy Share Image
Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over. — Mason Cooley Book Copy Share Image
When appearance and reality coincide, philosophy and literary criticism find themselves with nothing to say. — Mason Cooley Appearance Copy Share Image
