The trouble with the young people today is that it is they who are young. — Mason Cooley People Copy Share Image
At retirement, switching from "I must" to "I want" leaves me puzzled and uneasy. — Mason Cooley Leaving me Copy Share Image
Mortality: not acquittal but a series of postponements is what we hope for. — Mason Cooley Acquittal Copy Share Image
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley Advice Copy Share Image
First literature came to refer only to itself, the literary theory. — Mason Cooley Books Copy Share Image
Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling. — Mason Cooley Constipation Copy Share Image
Unlike the ambiguity of life, the ambiguity of language does reach a limit. — Mason Cooley Ambiguity Copy Share Image
Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby. — Mason Cooley Baby Copy Share Image
Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness. — Mason Cooley Beard Copy Share Image
King Kong, Count Dracula, and the Phantom of the Opera are just looking for love, like the rest of us. — Mason Cooley Count dracula Copy Share Image
