All Mark Twain Quotes
- India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire. All
- It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient. Gentle
- I should have been glad to acquire some sort of idea of Hindu theology, ... but the difficulties were too great. Acquire
- Our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India. History
- I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. Always Tell
- There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press Freedom
- Do not fear the enemy, for your enemy can only take your life. It is far better that you fear the media, for they will… America
- Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least. Greatest
- All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity. Account
- It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them… Any
- Morals consist of political morals, commercial morals, ecclesiastical morals, and morals. Commercial
- We get our morals from books. I didn't get mine from books, but I know that morals do come from books- theoretically at least. Book
- As by the fires of experience, so by commission of crime you learn real morals. Commit all crimes, familiarize yourself with all sins, take them… All
- It has always been a peculiarity of the human race that it keeps two sets of morals in stock-the private and the real, and the… Artificial
- You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year. Alive
- It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday. Best
- The most permanent lessons in morals are those which come, not of book teaching, but of experience. Book
- Morals are not the important thing-nor enlightenment-nor civilization. A man can do absolutely well without them, but he can't do without something to eat. The… Absolutely
- Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. Bad
- The Church worked hard at it night and day during nine centuries and imprisoned, tortured, hanged, and burned whole hordes and armies of witches, and… Armies
- My philological studies have satisfied me that a gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing) in thirty hours, French in thirty days,… Among
- ...mastery of the art and spirit of the Germanic language enables a man to travel all day in one sentence without changing cars. All
- It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle that it is for any… Any
- A dream...I was trying to explain to St. Peter, and was doing it in the German tongue, because I didn't want to be too explicit. Dream
- In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language. Early