All Mark Twain Quotes
- In God We Trust. It is the choicest compliment that has ever been paid us, and the most gratifying to our feelings. It is simple,… Always Sounds
- Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to… Agree
- Ignorance is not not knowin' - Ignorance is knowin' what ain't so. Atheism
- Strange a God who mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness, then invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none Himself; who frowns upon… Abused
- Stripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that. Atheism
- If you have nothing to say, say nothing. Communication
- One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect. Communication
- The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession. Brotherhood
- But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our… All
- Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters. Atheism
- There is no other life; life itself is only a vision and a dream for nothing exists but space and you. If there was an… All
- A reputable lawyer will advise you to keep out of the law, make the best of a foolish bargain, and not get caught again. Advise
- A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually waste… Accustomed
- Foreigners cannot enjoy our food, I suppose, any more than we can enjoy theirs. It is not strange; for tastes are made, not born. I… All
- Evolution is a blind giant who rolls a snowball down a hill. The ball is made of flakes-circumstances. They contribute to the mass without knowing… Adhere
- Very well, then, where do we arrive? Where do we arrive with our respect, our homage, our filial affection? At Adam! At Adam, every time.… Adam
- Jesus died to save men - a small thing for an immortal to do - and didn't save many, anyway. But if he had been… Act
- You can never find a Christian who has acquired this valuable knowledge, this saving knowledge, by any process but the everlasting and all-sufficient 'people say.' Acquired
- The Church has opposed every innovation and discovery from the day of Galileo down to our own time, when the use of anesthetics in childbirth… Anesthetics
- [The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology. Bible
- Sacred cows make the best hamburger. Best
- We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip may be depended upon in any… All
- The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. Coldest
- There is nothing so annoying as a good example!! Annoying
- We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there. Careful