All Mark Twain Quotes
- Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is. Dishonest
- All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it. All
- I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison. Clean
- Every man is wholly honest to himself and to God, but not to any one else. Any
- No man is straitly honest to any but himself and God. Any
- The insincerity of man-all men are liars, partial or hiders of facts, half tellers of truths, shirks, moral sneaks. When a merely honest man appears… All
- ....honest men are few when it comes to themselves. Few
- As a rule, we go about with masks, we go about looking honest, and we are able to conceal ourselves all through the day. Able
- Except a person be part coward, it is not a compliment to say he is brave. Brave
- No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field,… Church
- Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance. Best
- The report of my death was an exaggeration. Death
- Warm summer sun, shine kindly here. Warm southern wind, blow softly here. Green sod above, lie light, lie light. Good night, dear Heart, Good night,… Blow
- Medicine has made all its progress during the past fifty years. ... How many operations that are now in use were known fifty years ago?-they… Ago
- Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life. Door
- Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there. Inspirational
- There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry. Cry
- O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the… Bloody
- Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame. All
- The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds. Adjoining
- Human beings seem to be a poor invention. If they are the noblest works of God where is the ignoblest? Animal
- I have no race prejudices, and I think I have no color prejudices or caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. Indeed I know it. I can… All
- Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on. Always Somebody
- It is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings and its beliefs and follows the handful that makes the most… Animal
- Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does… Cases