All Mark Twain Quotes
- If the metrics you are looking at aren't useful in optimizing your strategy - stop looking at them. Inspirational
- All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics. All
- If you need help identifying actionable analytics check out this post. Actionable
- On with the dance, let the joy be unconfined. Consciousness
- Don't live in the past, don't ponder about the future, stay at the PRESENT moment NOW...always. Future
- And what is a man without energy? Nothing - nothing at all. All
- The solution to our water problems is more rain. More
- Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. Eccentric
- Virtue has never been as respectable as money. Been
- As one boy said, 'I was thinking all these horrible thoughts about my parents when suddenly it hit me-if they're all that bad, how come… All
- People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases. Book
- No man has an appreciation so various that his judgment is good upon all varieties of literary work. All
- Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. Crafts
- What a lumbering poor vehicle prose is for the conveying of a great thought! ... Prose wanders around with a lantern & laboriously schedules &… Bare
- I have thought many times since that if poets when they get discouraged would blow their brains out, they could write very much better when… Better
- You need not expect to get your book right the first time. Go to work and revamp or rewrite it. God only exhibits his thunder… Adjectives
- The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it. Bug
- It makes one hope and believe that a day will come when, in the eye of the law, literary property will be as sacred as… Any
- I don't believe any of you have ever read Paradise Lost, and you don't want to. That's something that you just want to take on… Any
- There is only one expert who is qualified to examine the souls and the life of a people and make a valuable report - the… Able
- I have no liking for novels or stories - none in the world; and so, whenever I read one - which is not oftener than… Beyond
- I will now claim - until dispossesed - that I was the first person in the world to apply the typewriter to literature. ... The… Apply
- It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him. Approves
- The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire. All
- If the bubble reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there for it, provided the cannon is empty.… Been