All Mark Twain Quotes
- I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in… Balance
- Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can… Along
- There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par. Awe
- What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. Inspirational
- France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. Apart
- Duties are not performed for duty's sake, but because their neglect would make the man uncomfortable. A man performs but one duty - the duty… Accountability
- Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it. Better
- What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. First Third
- My first American ancestor, gentlemen, was an Indian-an early Indian. Your ancestors skinned him alive, and I am an orphan. All those Salem witches were… Africa
- He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming. Coming
- I have criticized absent people so often, and then discovered, to my humiliation, that I was talking with their relatives, that I have grown superstitious… Absent
- There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars. Liars
- There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument. Argument
- The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been. Been
- One compliment can keep me going for a whole month. Christian
- Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any… Act
- I'm pushing 60 years of age...and that's enough exercise for me. Age
- The frankest and freest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter; the writer gets his limitless freedom of statement and expression… Expression
- Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made. Law
- The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monotonously. Always Continue