All Mark Twain Quotes
- Tea is an affront to lunch and an insult to dinner. Affront
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Behind
- Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read. Advantage
- Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast. Develops
- Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use. Becomes
- There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a… Age
- The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are. Conviction
- A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and… Caught
- It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault… Able
- A powerful agent is the right word. Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or newspaper the resulting effect… Agent
- Dance like nobody's looking. Dance
- We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. We have two opinions: one private,… Adore
- I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman. Congressman
- Praise is well, compliment is well, but affection-that is the last and most precious reward that any man can win, whether by character or achievement. Achievement
- One thing at a time, is my motto - and just play that thing for all it is worth, even if it's only tto pair… All
- In this age of inventive wonders all men have come to believe that in some genius' brain sleeps the solution of the grand problem of… Aerial
- I could forgive the boy, now, if he'd committed a million sins! Boy
- I deal with temptation by yielding to it. Deal
- Moralists and philosophers have adjudged those who throw temptation in the way of the erring, equally guilty with those who are thereby led into evil Adjudged
- Hardly a man in the world has an opinion upon morals, political, or religion which he got otherwise than through his associations and sympathies. Association