All Mark Twain Quotes
- I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. Inspirational
- As I have said before, I never had any large respect for good spelling. That is my feeling yet. Before the spelling-book came with its… Added
- I have carried a revolver; lots of us do, but they are the most innocent things in the world. Carried
- It is hopeless for the occasional visitor to try to keep up with Chicago-she outgrows his prophecies faster than he can make them. She is… Chicago
- Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely… Best
- It is the Creator´s Grand Army, and he is the Commander-in-Chief... With these facts before you, now try to guess man´s chiefest pet name for… Army
- ...heaven for climate, and hell for society. Climate
- We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons. Consists
- India is, the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand… Birthplace
- So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country… Able
- India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire. All
- It is a good and gentle religion, but inconvenient. Gentle
- I should have been glad to acquire some sort of idea of Hindu theology, ... but the difficulties were too great. Acquire
- Our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India. History
- I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. Always Tell
- There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press Freedom
- Do not fear the enemy, for your enemy can only take your life. It is far better that you fear the media, for they will… America
- Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least. Greatest
- All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity. Account
- It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them… Any