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Madea

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Mabel Earlene "Madea" Simmons is a character created and portrayed by Tyler Perry. She is presented as a tough, street-smart elderly African-American woman.

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Notable works: Handbook of Forensic Medicine

About Madea

Mabel Earlene "Madea" Simmons is a character created and portrayed by Tyler Perry. She is presented as a tough, street-smart elderly African-American woman.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Madea · Page 2

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Joe. Did that thing just push you? Joe: Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist. We tear…

Black people

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I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

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We hollering,hallelujer, praise the lord, thank you Jesus, lord a god,leave a message at the sanctified beep,if this a bill collector, we…

Praise the lord

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I killem died before he beat me !

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I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin too much!

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Joe: I was hoping they would lock you the hell up. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The only thing locked up around here is…

Funny

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You dont know me, I'm ol' skool. I'll beat you first and ask questions lata!

Ask questions

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Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!

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You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for the Lort, I am livin' for the…

Life

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If you don't back the hell off me, imma beat you like the dude you look like!

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Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost.…

Children

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Lookin like a Black Leprachan

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Well I know woop yo ass!

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I know what Johnson Johnson smell like that ain't no Johnson Johnson..!

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I will grab you by your two front teeth and all your ganna want for christmas is your two front teeth!!

Christmas

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All my life I had to Fight. I beat them dead before I let them beat me.

Life

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She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I…

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Get yo ass in da housee you raggdy ann

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Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to beat yo ass!! I'm telling you, I'm…

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Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable…

Funny

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I know you can't read but that sign say

Books

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Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.

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Honey, folks are gonna talk about you til the day you die and aint nothing you can do. LET FOLKS TALK! it…

Shit talking

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Boy, I will smack you so hard, the sperm gonna wish they did the back stroke when they saw the egg that…

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I dont smoke I just watch people smoke

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