Quote by Madea Download Open image “Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!” — Madea ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
You've got to get out of the car, take the keys around, open up the trunk lid, hand the keys to the Lord Jesus,… — Paris Reidhead Copy Share Image
I am a god, hurry up with my damn massage. Hurry up with my damn menage. Get the Porsche out the damn garage. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
I take Him shopping with me. I say, OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain. — Tammy Faye Bakker Copy Share Image
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz - My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends. — Janis Joplin Copy Share Image
“It's taking all my self-control not to fuck you on the hood of this car, just to show you that you're mine, and if… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“This Is Religion, Boy. Not Comparison Bloody Shopping! You Shall Not Subject Your God To Market Forces!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My thing is, get Jesus to come and live inside, and let Him start cleaning house. — Brian Welch Copy Share Image
Walk into a Chase branch and we can give you so much quicker, better and faster. Like Wal-Mart. — Jamie Dimon Copy Share Image
I made Jesus Walks Im never going to hell. Couture level flow, its never going on sale. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
When someone can walk into a room and change your hold mood, that means they have power over you — Madea Copy Share Image
My nikkah my rool dog for life get in between and we wil treat choo lifee (; — Madea Copy Share Image
Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too. — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea'… — Madea Copy Share Image
What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? — Madea Copy Share Image
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