Quote by Madea

It ain't about what people call you, It's what you answer to

— Madea

She up in the closet!

— Madea

Did that thang just hit you.?

— Madea

When someone can walk into a room and change your hold mood, that means they have power over you

— Madea

My nikkah my rool dog for life get in between and we wil treat choo lifee (;

— Madea

Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too.

— Madea

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea'…

— Madea

You already said three lies: I, Ran, Up You already lyin!

— Madea

She got on them tweet shoes; they running over to the left.

— Madea

What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts?

— Madea

Goo madea you the lookingpretty

— Madea

I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya jesus!

— Madea