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Christmas Quote by Madea

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“I will grab you by your two front teeth and all your ganna want for christmas is your two front teeth!!”

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Goo madea you the lookingpretty

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To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts.

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For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

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There seems a magic in the very name of Christmas.

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Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.

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Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family.

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Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled!

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