Best Lewis Black Sayings
- Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math! Barely
- Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share. Appeals
- Stand-up is the only thing in which you actually write it, act it and direct it simultaneously, so it's actually a great theater exercise. Act
- The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope. American
- The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either. Dealing
- The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine. Comedy
- The people we elect aren't bipartisan. The American public is bipartisan. American
- This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really… Big
- Usually I'm too tired to apologize. Apologize
- When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip. Clean
- When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run… America
- You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in one sentence, what it does... it's illegal. Company
- You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy. Alternative
- You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win. Equipped
- One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And… Charge
- If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto… Come Downstairs
- The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we… Acceptable
- Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And… Anybody
- Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic, and I look forward to… Day
- Everybody's always asking me about my blood pressure. They did an interview once where they hooked me up to a blood pressure machine and they'd… Always Asking
- I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country,… Ability
- I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd… Always Felt
- I do the same gig. I might change it a little; I might slow it down if I'm in the South. I talk fast, and… Change
- I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can… Any
- I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so… From
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