All Larry David Quotes
- Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it. Casual
- Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the… Army
- I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been,… Any
- I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me. Cringe
- I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic. Embrace
- I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. All
- I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed. Breed
- I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and… All
- My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver. Defensiveness
- There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. Certain
- And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me. Emerged
- Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me. Anytime
- Golf and dating don't mix. Dating
- I don't like people cleaning my room. Cleaning
- I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Birthday
- I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab. Cab
- I just feed off the energy of the audience. Audience
- I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after. Inspirational
- I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently. Albeit
- I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous. Addiction