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- I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you…
- Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
- It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me,…
- I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
- I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and…
- No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath…
- All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to…
- I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to…
- Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be…
- When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the…
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- . . . a basic law: the more you practice the art of thankfulness, the more you have to be thankful for.… — Norman Vincent Peale
- Whenever my pocket money fall short. I start to think my life sucks. Then I think about all those out there who… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can… — Nikhil Saluja
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Throughout all of this confusion, I hope I somehow get to you. I practice all the things I'd say to tell you… — Superman