All Larry David Quotes
- When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. Art
- I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me. Anyone
- I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you… All
- Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. Breath
- I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people. Inspirational
- I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide. Comfort
- I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for… Continue
- It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically. Always Good
- Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Humiliating
- I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore. Anymore
- If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. Becomes
- Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious. Bad Relationship
- Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! All
- Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. Confidence
- Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. Fact
- I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges. Break
- I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. Attacks
- Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. Behave
- It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me,… All
- Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come… Back Make