All Larry David Quotes
- There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable! Funny
- Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days. Bleak
- Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible. Followed
- You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Discover
- I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would… Comedian
- The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their… Best
- When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would… Alcove
- I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the… Entertain
- I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I… Already Committed
- All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to… Able
- I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to… All
- I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's… Actor
- In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although… Acting
- There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were… Emphasis
- Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be… All
- You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes. Assholes
- You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many… Barriers
- Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good. Funny
- I've always loathed rich people, so I've become who I've loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me. Always Loathed
- Drugs scared me. Drugs