All Jimmy Fallon Quotes
- We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the… Air
- When I was a kid, you would tune in to 'The Tonight Show' before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big treat. I know… Able
- I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. Cagney
- My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad. Computers
- My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a surrogate. Baby
- Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. Food
- The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene,… Across
- They got a great performance from me. I was happy. From
- Hurricane Irene...the storm was huge news. In fact, the Weather Channel reported something they haven't seen in years. Viewers. Channel
- I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then,… Altar
- He man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos… Age
- Apple is apparently building a large solar energy farm in North Carolina. And if theres any justice, the minute theyre done building it, God will… Any
- A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison… Arizona
- Researchers in the U.K. have developed a vegetable called super broccoli designed to fight heart disease. Not to be outdone, researchers in America have developed… America
- A new study found that a mothers diet affects her babys allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats. Affects
- The Senate is doing its first-ever Secret Santa gift exchange this year. Yeah, theres a $10 spending limit, but they plan to go $14 trillion… Budget
- Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower childrens expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, its weird when you ask Santa for… Apparently
- NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, theyre all going to be driven… Aliens