I have exposed so much of my own real life. Like I feel like I always try to be honest and I… — Jim Norton Always Copy Share Image
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy… — Jim Norton Adults Copy Share Image
I never expect anything. The more good things that happen the better, but I never expect anything. — Jim Norton Better Copy Share Image
The image people have of comedians staring defiantly over a stationary line of good taste is simply inaccurate. We don't approach this… — Jim Norton Exist Copy Share Image
If somebody said about me, 'I don't think his jokes are good, I don't think he's a good comedian,' I don't like… — Jim Norton Comedian Copy Share Image
I don't worry about the crowds agreeing with me anymore. I want them to laugh and have a good time, but I… — Jim Norton Enjoy Copy Share Image
That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood. — Jim Norton Dumpsters Copy Share Image
People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't. — Jim Norton Belief Copy Share Image
And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with… — Jim Norton Aids Copy Share Image
People say that Americans trends are transient, but the one activity we never seem to tire of is being outraged. Boy, do… — Jim Norton Being Copy Share Image
God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever… — Jim Norton Failure Copy Share Image
I get away with 10 times more on 'Leno' than I would on any other show. — Jim Norton Away Copy Share Image
You know, Americans think that they're such progessive and free thinkers, but we're as uptight as any other country when it comes… — Jim Norton Communication Copy Share Image
I always wore a hat. They were gonna throw me out of high school because I wouldn't take my hat off. But… — Jim Norton Deep Copy Share Image
Lenny Bruce did clean TV. You have to be able to do that, I think, to succeed because if you want to… — Jim Norton Dirty Copy Share Image
Anything you can do that's self-destructive in Vegas, whatever that is, I do it. — Jim Norton Anything Copy Share Image
I find when most people are offended, it's phony. It's an attention-seeking device. So I love to call them out on it… — Jim Norton Find Copy Share Image
I'm afraid if I start to enjoy life, the rug will be yanked out from beneath me. — Jim Norton Enjoy Copy Share Image
