I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I miss that time. The cities back then, just after the forests died, were full of wonders, and you'd stumble on them--these… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Putting a bomb in a dumpster or putting it with a timer by a race, it is not the kind of -… — Richard Engel Copy Share Image
And we certainly don't have full conversations on cellphones. You know? Usually the reception is so bad, but it's only bad on… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Jace: "I guess we better move the trash. We can start with the Dumpster," looking unenthusiastic. Clary: "You'd rather face a ravening… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Allow me to introduce myself. I am a traitor and an idiot. Also, my mother should have aborted me and left me… — Kathleen Parker Copy Share Image
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex,… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
If you've never been in a dumpster coated with industrial waste while someone stabs you with a piece of sharpened rebar, then… — S.G. Browne Copy Share Image
You see, even though back then Barack was a senator and a presidential candidate, to me, he was still the guy who'd… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
It's us," Stephen said. "Oh, thank God," said a voice. Callum emerged from behind the Dumpster. Even with all that was going… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Together we made our way from the service entrances in back to the front, Jenks shedding clothes and handing them to me… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Each year-in the fields, commercial kitchens, markets, stores, and restaurants-millions of pounds of food go to waste... We need to find ways… — Dan Glickman Copy Share Image
I love a film where I get squished by two dumpsters or I fly through the air. — Alan Cumming Copy Share Image
I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I like this idea of generation after generation helping children on the streets, kids who have run away fleeing violence. I like… — Laura Bush Copy Share Image
Lots of ambitious work by young artists ends up in a dumpster after its warehouse debut. So an unknown artist's big glass… — Charles Saatchi Copy Share Image
If I took my turkey out of the refrigerator and, like, threw it in a dumpster or drug it down the street… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
You know the block was ill as a youngster Every night it was like a, cop would get killed body found in… — Nas Copy Share Image
