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A Republican primary race that has for months alternated between spectacle and abomination has over the past 20th hours ignited into a raging, full-blown…

— Chris Hayes

Save your sweet talk for later, Daphne. The garbage guys just drove up with the new Dumpster." "Shut the lid after you climb in.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

— Robin Williams

If you've never been in a dumpster coated with industrial waste while someone stabs you with a piece of sharpened rebar, then you probably…

— S.G. Browne

The Republican Party is officially a dumpster fire.

— Chris Hayes

It's us," Stephen said. "Oh, thank God," said a voice. Callum emerged from behind the Dumpster. Even with all that was going on, it…

— Maureen Johnson

If I took my turkey out of the refrigerator and, like, threw it in a dumpster or drug it down the street in New…

— Alton Brown

That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.

— Jim Norton

“Instead of making trash cans cylinder shaped, they should make the mold look more like a person, to help with that ever baffling question:…

— Jarod Kintz

He had tattooed all of the names of the men he had killed on his body...unfortunately he had run out of room.

— Anthony Horowitz

People started falling from the sky by the close of the decade. They were never clothed, always naked, always a petrifying grin on their…

— Lynn

“Something about Tilo’s new home reminded Musa of the story of Mumtaz Afzal Malik, the young taxi driver whom Amrik Singh had killed, whose…

— Arundhati Roy