It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“If you don’t learn to feed yourself, you wind up dumpster diving for someone else’s leftovers.” — Mark Hall Copy Share Image
No one dives a dumpster like a rich kid dives a dumpster, because there's no shame. — Zal Batmanglij Copy Share Image
If I took my turkey out of the refrigerator and, like, threw it in a dumpster or drug it down the street… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
Save your sweet talk for later, Daphne. The garbage guys just drove up with the new Dumpster." "Shut the lid after you… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“I'm running out of names. There aren't that many vile things on this earth that can describe what a cum dumpster you… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
I used to go to a Blockbuster every weekend and I used to dumpster dive all the movie advertisements that they were… — John Wilson Copy Share Image
We're taught that food in a dumpster is waste. But when you find bags of bread that are perfectly good, all of… — Zal Batmanglij Copy Share Image
You know the block was ill as a youngster Every night it was like a, cop would get killed body found in… — Nas Copy Share Image
If you've never been in a dumpster coated with industrial waste while someone stabs you with a piece of sharpened rebar, then… — S.G. Browne Copy Share Image
The Beliebers have done some pretty crazy stuff. Last week, the night before I was due to do a show in Germany,… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
A Republican primary race that has for months alternated between spectacle and abomination has over the past 20th hours ignited into a… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
It's us," Stephen said. "Oh, thank God," said a voice. Callum emerged from behind the Dumpster. Even with all that was going… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
“It was then that my gaze happened to fall on the bookcase, on the gap there, where the old paperback of "Nine… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
“And then she started picking up trash behind the dumpster. It was ankle deep back there, blown in from all over the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I WAS SITTING IN a taxi, wondering if I had overdressed for the evening, when I looked out the window and saw… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
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