Aids Quote by Jim Norton Download Open image “I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.” — Jim Norton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Aids Beats Funny Humor
I burned out on AIDS and did no AIDS work for a couple of years. I was so angry that people were still getting… — Harvey Fierstein Copy Share Image
AIDS was one of those diseases that a lot of people tried to claim ownership over, and especially as someone who was, fortunately never… — Dale Peck Copy Share Image
I have AIDS. I am surprised that I do. I have not been exposed since1977, which is to say that my experience, myadventures in… — Harold Brodkey Copy Share Image
I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS. — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides? — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I tried heroin. I shot up in high school, but I just thought it was so dreary: puking and nodding. — John Waters Copy Share Image
I had seen AIDS patients in India and Africa, and knowing that people were dying even though drugs existed that could help them was… — Yusuf Hamied Copy Share Image
I did mostly alcohol. There were drugs, too - pills - and there was a danger that I would go over the edge. I… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a talk show that reminded me of the old school ones I loved as a kid, without all the fake… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's surreal to be hanging out on Ozzy's patio with him talking politics. It's so funny when people doubt that he's with it because… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
With 'Mouthful of Shame,' all of my fans or the majority of them said it's the best thing you've ever done and that meant… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Comedians want honest discussion because it affects us. We make our living talking, so anything around language affects us greatly. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Freedom in every sense but primarily political sense, a rise in repression that stems from a repression of sexuality. It's AIDS, it's herpes, it's… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I'm part of a team that raises millions of dollars and raises awareness of HIV and AIDS all over the world. — Linda Evangelista Copy Share Image
If you take all the food aid, America is by far the most generous country. If you take the direct aid, we're very generous.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
My God, whose son, as on this night, took on Him the form of man, and for man vouchsafed to suffer and bleed, controls… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
Slavery, if it can be legalized at all, can be legalized only by positive legislation. Natural law gives it no aid. Custom imparts to… — Lysander Spooner Copy Share Image
Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I was shot.… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
The European talks of progress because by the aid of a few scientific discoveries he has established a society which has mistaken comfort for… — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
Women's Aid is a fantastic charity which has my full support. I am proud to call myself a Real Man, a man who will… — Neil Fox Copy Share Image
It has been hard to muster the resources to support fledgling democracies and to intervene on behalf of the most desperate. The AIDS orphans… — Condoleezza Rice Copy Share Image
At the time when this famous historical battle was fought in Kosovo, the people were looking at the stars, expecting aid from them. Now,… — Slobodan Milosević Copy Share Image
