Quote by Jay Z Download Open image “I'm fresh out of Advil, Jesus grab the wheel.” — Jay Z ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Jesus, take the wheel Take it from my hands 'Cause I can't do this on my own I'm letting go So give me one… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
We play a lot of tennis, and we work out at the gym three or four times a week. As you get older, you… — Regis Philbin Copy Share Image
Stay high, seeing from my birds eye view, I walk into a room and everybody starts sniffin, Like, oh my God, I can guarantee… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
I think if you were Satan and you were settin around tryin to think up somethin that would just bring the human race to… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
When I was little, I used to suck the candy coating off of Advil and spit the white part back in the bottle. — Michael Che Copy Share Image
Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If I'm going to have to deal, as I get older, with arthritic pain, I don't want to get into opiates. — Nick Nolte Copy Share Image
I once was, cool as the Fonz was. But these bright lights turned me to a monster. — Jay Z Copy Share Image
No sympathy for the king huh? Niggas even talk about your baby crazy. Eventually the pendulum swings. Don't forget America this how you made… — Jay Z Copy Share Image
Y'all can miss me with that money talk. The smart money's on Hov, fuck what the dummies talk. — Jay Z Copy Share Image
Living the life. Vanilla wafers. In a villa. Illest nigga alive. Michael Jackson, Thriller. — Jay Z Copy Share Image
I ain't no ordinary nigga, look around this ain't what ordinary gets ya. Extraordinary figures, I'm a extra ordinary nigga. — Jay Z Copy Share Image
Can't believe they got a nigga to vote. Democrat, nope. I sold dope. In trouble water I had to learn how to float. — Jay Z Copy Share Image
Having success for a year or two, that's called being hot. Being in demand. Excellence is being able to perform at a high level… — Jay Z Copy Share Image
Jumping off boats, hopping off another cliff. Every six months I need a new bucket list. — Jay Z Copy Share Image
I will not lose for even in defeat, theres a valuable lesson learned so it evens up for me. — Jay Z Copy Share Image