Aids Quote by Jim Norton Download Open image “I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.” — Jim Norton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Aids Bites Funny Humor Wish
You can't get AIDS if you touch, hug, kiss, hold hands with someone who is infected. Don't be afraid of us - we are… — Nkosi Johnson Copy Share Image
HIV does not make people dangerous to know, so you can shake their hands and give them a hug: Heaven knows they need it. — Princess Diana Copy Share Image
AIDS was one of those diseases that a lot of people tried to claim ownership over, and especially as someone who was, fortunately never… — Dale Peck Copy Share Image
You can't get AIDS from a hug or a handshake or a meal with a friend. — Magic Johnson Copy Share Image
AIDS is a complex situation that's sure to bring out the best and the worst in people. — Niki de St. Phalle Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid of us, we are all the same. You can't get AIDS if you touch, hug, kiss, hold hands with someone who… — Nkosi Johnson Copy Share Image
AIDS is the biggest challenge, the major disaster facing this country and we would have wished for something more specific and far-reaching. — Mangosuthu Buthelezi Copy Share Image
I wanted to do a talk show that reminded me of the old school ones I loved as a kid, without all the fake… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's surreal to be hanging out on Ozzy's patio with him talking politics. It's so funny when people doubt that he's with it because… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
With 'Mouthful of Shame,' all of my fans or the majority of them said it's the best thing you've ever done and that meant… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Comedians want honest discussion because it affects us. We make our living talking, so anything around language affects us greatly. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is...about couscous. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Freedom in every sense but primarily political sense, a rise in repression that stems from a repression of sexuality. It's AIDS, it's herpes, it's… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I'm part of a team that raises millions of dollars and raises awareness of HIV and AIDS all over the world. — Linda Evangelista Copy Share Image
If you take all the food aid, America is by far the most generous country. If you take the direct aid, we're very generous.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
My God, whose son, as on this night, took on Him the form of man, and for man vouchsafed to suffer and bleed, controls… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
Slavery, if it can be legalized at all, can be legalized only by positive legislation. Natural law gives it no aid. Custom imparts to… — Lysander Spooner Copy Share Image
Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I was shot.… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
The European talks of progress because by the aid of a few scientific discoveries he has established a society which has mistaken comfort for… — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
Women's Aid is a fantastic charity which has my full support. I am proud to call myself a Real Man, a man who will… — Neil Fox Copy Share Image
It has been hard to muster the resources to support fledgling democracies and to intervene on behalf of the most desperate. The AIDS orphans… — Condoleezza Rice Copy Share Image
At the time when this famous historical battle was fought in Kosovo, the people were looking at the stars, expecting aid from them. Now,… — Slobodan Milosević Copy Share Image
