Best Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
- Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling. Companies
- It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old. Hard
- You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. Car
- When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between… Choose
- I really don't require a whole lot in life. Funny
- I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I… Another Two
- If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck. Bail
- If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to… All
- I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument. Argument
- If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. All
- You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in… Blue
- You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Education
- If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. Always Brings
- Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. College
- I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points. Accent
- Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't… Bonus
- The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house. Designated
- That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Great
- You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. Comedy
- If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. Change
- I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles. All
- I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. Been
- If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. Inspirational
- Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. Baby
- Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes… Clothes
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