Best Henny Youngman Quotations
- A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. Education
- I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it,… Car
- My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Cooking
- She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match. Big
- If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas. Inspirational
- She has a wash and wear bridal gown. Bridal
- That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position! First Time
- This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number. Elegant
- Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. Couple
- Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Cost
- A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started. Been
- If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. Firsts
- You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Married
- We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Always Hold
- I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange. Christmas
- A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one… Chicken
- You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. Buy
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