"You know what I did before I married?…" — Henny Youngman
"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."
More Married Quotes
- Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then. — Jane Austen
- I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit… — Lauren Bacall
- I am proud of my husband, Marcus, the love of my life, and his Swiss heritage. Even though I have… — Michele Bachmann
- I don't need to be married to Georgia O'Keeffe or Lillian Hellman, but I like being with a woman I… — Alec Baldwin
- I like getting married, but I don't like being married. — Don Adams
- A girl's got to be fun. It's the one bit of advice I always give to friends of mine who… — Eric Bana
- I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were… — Don Adams
- I like my players to be married and in debt. That's the way you motivate them. — Ernie Banks
- I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married… — Roseanne Barr
- I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who… — Lynda Barry
- People of art should never get married and have children, because it's a selfish experience. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years. — Shirley Bassey