All Gilbert Gottfried Quotes
- I don't know if I change my act from century to century. Sometimes I'm onstage doing imitations and references to people who have been dead… Act
- I guess if they ever do a remake of 'Sophie's Choice,' I could play the Meryl Streep part. I've got to work on my Polish… Accent
- I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at… Afterwards
- I used to go to the Improvisation Comedy Club every night in Times Square. How I didn't get killed in that area either means that… Area
- I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out… All
- My family originally lived in Brooklyn. Our first apartment was a little place above my father and uncle's hardware store in Coney Island. Now, don't… Apartment
- With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to… Airport
- With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it. Another Half
- Off-camera, I sound like Perry Como. Camera
- One thing I can take credit for, along with the rest of show business, is when the red ribbons were out, we cured AIDS. Any… Advancements
- If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better. Better
- My Bubbie lived to 104, which is probably a little too old to consider a ripe old age, because she had already started to turn.… Age
- People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. Comedy
- Nothing can help my comedy. Comedy
- Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts. Daryl