Best George Burns Sayings
- Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner. Advice
- The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides. All
- Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot. Come Home
- I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. Down
- I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success. Care
- It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away. Better
- Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you… Court
- Lots of people have asked me what Gracie and I did to make our marriage work. It's simple - we don't do anything. I think… Asked
- My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living. Advice
- Fall in love with what you're going to do for a living. To be able to get out of bed and do what you love… Able
- With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink. Collapse
- Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. Age
- If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer. Big
- How can I die? I'm booked. Age
- I get a standing ovation just standing Inspiration
- I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65, I had Cupid's eczema. I… Aging
- Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch! Eighty
- I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better. Better
- From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train. Disappointed
- When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent… Agent
- I worried about playing God (in the movie Oh God). We're about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods. Age
- None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to… All
- Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago.… Ago
- Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it. Contribution
- Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice; no family should… Authority
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