Best George Burns Quotes
- I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. Age
- I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. Age
- If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. Bad
- This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. Bad
- I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast. Breakfast
- Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as… Age
- I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect. Age
- I'd say that about 82 percent of what I write is bad, but don't go by me; I'm as bad a judge as I am… All
- If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it. Cigar
- Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman. Bad
- I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. Drink
- How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything. Ever Get
- I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. Absent
- I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up. Glasses
- A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet. Cards
- Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't… Breakfast
- It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere. Anywhere
- Life's but a day at most. Day
- Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. Boys
- I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. Age
- And God said 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on… Blame
- If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral. Advice
- Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left Aging
- People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm… Always Asking
- Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear… Advice
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