"I would read Playboy more often, but my……" — George Burns

"I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up."

— George Burns

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108 Quotes by George Burns

George Burns has 108 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at…
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or…
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it…
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget…
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while…
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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More Glasses Quotes

This quote is filed under Glasses Quotes, one of 1,601 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Moshing and broken glass just don't go together. — Billie Joe Armstrong
I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from… — Dan Aykroyd
It is fitting that yesteryear's swashbuckling newspaper reporter has turned into today's solemn young sobersides nursing a glass of watered… — Russell Baker
My natural instinct after doing something shameful is not to rush into the street boasting about it but to put… — Russell Baker
I hate flatscreens. I don't want to see anything in that much pixilation. I don't need to see the pimple… — Drew Barrymore
I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a… — Charles Baudelaire
I planted my self in the middle of a great many Glasses full of Dew, tied fast about me, upon… — Cyrano de Bergerac
I don't do what I do to try and break a glass ceiling. — Kathryn Bigelow
When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound… — Elayne Boosler
I like to look at the glass half full. — Abdallah II
My father once said, 'If you're in the desert and you're dying of thirst, are you going to drink a… — Nicolas Cage
Famous people come up to me, but I don't know who they are because my sight is so bad. It's… — Helena Bonham Carter

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