My Glasses Quotes

33 quotes by 32 authors

Famous people come up to me, but I don't know who they are because my sight is so bad. It's always at the pool of… — Helena Bonham Carter
I'm blind without my glasses. — Adam Ant
I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses. — Erma Bombeck
My fans are like my glasses. Without them I'd be blurry. — Justin Bieber
I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up. — George Burns
I got rid of my glasses and they changed my hair. That's really all they did. They went shopping for me, so the clothes are… — Clay Aiken
I used to have to do readings in church, and it was terrifying. I would never have my glasses. The words are printed so small… — Jim Gaffigan
It has not been a good day. I lost my glasses early this morning and I had to go buy a pair of 79 dollar… — Darryl Sutter
I choose to look at people through God, using God as my glasses, colored with His love for them. — Frank Laubach
I'm doing philosophy like an old woman, first I'm looking for my pencil, then I'm looking for my glasses, then I'm looking for my pencil… — Ludwig Wittgenstein
My glasses are from Cutler & Gross. They're not prescription: I just love wearing them. I used to wear Ray-Ban a lot and then I… — Tinie Tempah
If I even lose my glasses or make a mistake. I become really disappointed in myself. — Kenny G
I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off. — Jenny Eclair
I wish I could remember where I put things. I spend half my life looking for my keys. With the other half I look for… — Sara Paretsky
I can't think without my glasses. — Vivienne Westwood
I took off my glasses while you were yelling at me once more than once so as not to see you see me react. Should've… — Fiona Apple
Got up this morning and could not find my glasses. Finally had to seek assistance. Kate [Winslet] found them inside a flower arrangement. — Emma Thompson
Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them. Mom: I haven't seen them. Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something… — Bill Watterson
She already got the blue dress on I ironed this morning, the one with sixty-five pleats on the waist, so tiny I got to squint… — Kathryn Stockett
Darling Daddy, This is Rose. So flames went all up the kitchen wall. Saffron called the fire brigade and the police came too to see… — Hilary McKay

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