"I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain……" — George Burns
"I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself."
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108 Quotes by George Burns
George Burns has 108 quotes on this site.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at…
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or…
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it…
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget…
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while…
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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More Absent Quotes
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Power and violence are opposites; where the one rules absolutely, the other is absent. Violence appears where power is in…
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The divine life is the spirit in everything that exists, from the atom to the archangel; the grain of dust…
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Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
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The heart may think it knows better: the senses know that absence blots people out. We really have no absent…
— Elizabeth Bowen
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Men can absent themselves from real life for their art more easily. Women are anchored into the quotidian business of…
— Geraldine Brooks
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The absent are never without fault. Nor the present without excuse.
— Benjamin Franklin
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Augustine does not disagree with this when he teaches that it is a faculty of the reason and the will…
— John Calvin
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Let's face it.., our current [immigration control] system is like a busy intersection without a traffic cop: sure there are…
— Ronald Reagan
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All that remains to the mother in modern consumer society is the role of scapegoat; psychoanalysis uses huge amounts of…
— Germaine Greer
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When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot become manifest, strength cannot be exerted, wealth is useless, and…
— Herophilos
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When the Spirit is absent, our excuses always seem right, but in the presence of the Spirit our excuses fade…
— R. T. Kendall
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Though the dungeon, the scourge, and the executioner be absent, the guilty mind can apply the goad and scorch with…
— Lucretius
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