Derek Landy

“Have to be honest with you Darquesse, I cannot feel that. That must be one of your special abilities, because to me,…

— Derek Landy

“He has a name." "Oh yeah. Skulduggery isn’t it?" Fletcher responded. "That’s an unusual one. Tell me were you born a skeleton…

— Derek Landy

“It all depends on what people you're talking about helping. That's the wonderful think about just about every religion on the planet…

— Derek Landy

I don’t want a perfectly safe weapon. I want a dangerous weapon that hurts people.” He took the stick from her, rapped…

— Derek Landy

Valkyrie walked to the back door, which hadn't been closed properly, shut it and locked it. There was now a baby in…

— Derek Landy

Clarabelle...Clarabelle... You worked as Kenspeckle Grouse's assistant, did you not?' 'One of the. He fired all the others.' 'But not you?' 'He…

— Derek Landy

Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead.” “Of course he’s dead.…

— Derek Landy

“It’s a stereotype,” he hissed. “It’s a damn stereotype and it’s harmful. If this catches on, we’ll have all sorts of sorcerers…

— Derek Landy

We didn't die,' she said. Of course not. I'm too clever to die, and you're too pretty.' I am pretty,' Valkryie said,…

— Derek Landy

“He laughed and was about to retort when she grabbed his collar and pulled him into her. She clamped her lips around…

— Derek Landy

“They feed you." "I eat people . They don't give me people to eat. They give me animals. That's barbaric. At least…

— Derek Landy

“Ah, the twins. I’ll never forget the day they were born,” and his smile dipped as he added, “no matter how hard…

— Derek Landy

Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to…

— Derek Landy

There's enough sedative in these darts to bring down a werewolf, which is exactly what we're hunting. Why would we want to…

— Derek Landy

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

— Derek Landy

You're late,' he said. 'I'm beautiful.' 'You're always beautiful.' 'I'm always late too.

— Derek Landy

I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you…

— Derek Landy

“Doors are for people with no imagination" - Skulduggery Pleasant”

— Derek Landy

Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.” “If you had let me finish,” Skulduggery…

— Derek Landy

If there is one regret that I have had in my life, it is that I never fathered any children. There are…

— Derek Landy

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

— Derek Landy

Stephanie had no problem doing what she was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she should.

— Derek Landy

“Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. "Oh, hell," she muttered. Wreath's smile reappeared. "It's Skulduggery, isn't it?" Over his shoulder,…

— Derek Landy

Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm still working on it. Want to…

— Derek Landy

“Years ago, I was yapping to my mother about Buffy and Xena and talking about how great it is that we now…

— Derek Landy