“You have climbed to the top of the skank tree, then fell … and you banged every guy on the way down.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Coitus Interruptus!” I screamed. “Stop and put your hands where I can see them.” — Christine Zolendz Coitus Copy Share Image
“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,” — Christine Zolendz Condom Copy Share Image
“Sod off! Psych 101. There are five stages of grief and I’m owning that shit. They ARE my bitches.” — Christine Zolendz Bitches Copy Share Image
“I could have had an orgasm from the mind fuck he was giving me right there” — Christine Zolendz Fuck Copy Share Image
“I swung the door open and seductively leaned against it. The ultimate badass looked like he was having a heart attack.” — Christine Zolendz Heart attack Copy Share Image
“No, Grace. I don't have a heart. I did once, but I gave it to a girl and I let her keep… — Christine Zolendz Gave Copy Share Image
“I'd never get to see heaven, but at least I got to feel it once in a kiss.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Oh, and let’s not forget that there seems to be a gang of idiotic, fallen angels after me. Honestly, they could all… — Christine Zolendz Angels Copy Share Image
“That, that right there. That's it, that feeling, that moment of breathlessness, that little surge in your chest, the prickle of heat… — Christine Zolendz Time Copy Share Image
“If I’m not good enough because I’m a waitress, don't settle for me, don't sink down to my level. You don't deserve… — Christine Zolendz Good enough Copy Share Image
“I ripped through my closets for brandy. Found four motherfucking bottles and poured them straight down my throat. Double-stuff-fuck-everybody.” — Christine Zolendz Brandy Copy Share Image
“because i promise you, i will pick up every broken little piece of you, every single fucking piece, Grace, and for the… — Christine Zolendz Broken Copy Share Image
“Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because I’m betting on the smartest thing that ever could come out of your mouth… — Christine Zolendz Penis Copy Share Image
“Shit, your sister is--” “I will poke your eyes out,” I growled at him. “Hot as fuck. Your sister is hot as… — Christine Zolendz Sister Copy Share Image
“Hey, love? Guess what today is? “Smack Kade in the fucking face day?” … “Oh, you’re bloody brilliant, love. No that only… — Christine Zolendz Love Copy Share Image
“No. I want you to tell me why you have a pair of broken angel wings on your shoulder. I want you… — Christine Zolendz Angel wings Copy Share Image
“You should be getting dressed too, instead of slumming it in your sexy-pjs all day, cuddling up under those covers. Sniffing my… — Christine Zolendz Getting dressed Copy Share Image
“A decent guy doesn’t just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect. They need to be created by a woman. … — Christine Zolendz Decent Copy Share Image
“Hey, you coming to the bar tonight?” he called out after me. I stopped and turned around, “Maybe, I don’t know. I… — Christine Zolendz Shower Copy Share Image
“I glared at Shane, who gave me an innocent look. With the most serious expression I could make, I joked, “Some of… — Christine Zolendz Black widow Copy Share Image
“I want to wake up every day I have left to the warmth of your lips on mine, the sound of your… — Christine Zolendz Every day Copy Share Image
“Kade caught the condom with a quick flick of his hand. Yeah, great reflexes for a drunk, right? He arched his eyebrows… — Christine Zolendz Condom Copy Share Image
“Got plans for the rest of the day?" I looked back at him and my heart just stopped. Then it just started… — Christine Zolendz Fifty shades Copy Share Image
“…if you’re going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you’re really just an ass.” — Christine Zolendz Intelligence Copy Share Image
“Ummhmmm. That man just melted the panties right off me with his eyes.” — Christine Zolendz Melted Copy Share Image
“You know, that's the fairy-tale I'd write for you, Grace. You and Shane. One hot rock star badass and one beautiful rock… — Christine Zolendz Rock star Copy Share Image
“Because our future is anything we can make it. Anything you bloody want it to be, love. I'll write that epilogue for… — Christine Zolendz Epilogue Copy Share Image
“I turned to face Jen, who I could hear getting ready to rev up for a shriek, “If you squeee right now,… — Christine Zolendz Right now Copy Share Image
“I stand there And no one knew me I reach for her She looks right through me I can search this world… — Christine Zolendz Tears Copy Share Image
“Whatever love she would accept from me, I wanted to give her until she could one day love me back. I could… — Christine Zolendz Life Copy Share Image
“I guess we’re both a little broken,” he said after a while. I pulled away then and attempted a small smile. “Everybody’s… — Christine Zolendz Broken Copy Share Image
“He looks like someone who has a land mine in his pants." "Huh?" She gave me a really confused look. "You know… — Christine Zolendz Confused Copy Share Image
“I’m not surprised, nor could I bring myself to give any fucks about the situation. Seriously, my fucks had been all used… — Christine Zolendz Fuck Copy Share Image
“I promise you, I will pick up every little broken piece of you, every fucking piece, Grace, and for the rest of… — Christine Zolendz Broken Copy Share Image
“Grace rocked through the rhythm and stepped forward towards the audience and the edge of the stage, looking out over the crowd.People… — Christine Zolendz Best friend Copy Share Image
“Those green irises were like gentle pools of brilliant meadows of sage and green-envy coneflowers swaying in a warm breeze. HOLY fuck.… — Christine Zolendz Poetry Copy Share Image
“It is a pure soul who can hold true the innocence and timelessness of passion in another soul. Each unveiling the greatest… — Christine Zolendz Eternity Copy Share Image
“Let me in, because I promise you, I will pick up every little broken piece of you, every single fucking piece ,… — Christine Zolendz Life Copy Share Image
“There are only two four letter words that are offense to men. The words don’t and stop . Well, unless they are… — Christine Zolendz Words Copy Share Image
