“Lainey, just dip it in the sauce. This sauce is delicious. You have to try it. Dip it in the sauce. Just… — christine zolendz Copy Share Image
“You know, that's the fairy-tale I'd write for you, Grace. You and Shane. One hot rock star badass and one beautiful rock… — Christine Zolendz Rock star Copy Share Image
“Evil can never hide itself for too long, Shane. Its ego is too big not to be heard or seen for so… — Christine Zolendz Evil Copy Share Image
I've been broken and she's my missing pieces, all of them. My heart wants what it wants. She is the other half… — Christine Zolendz Love Copy Share Image
“Stop, Lea. I don't get happily-ever afters. Those are just for fairytales and porn.” — christine zolendz Copy Share Image
“It is a pure soul who can hold true the innocence and timelessness of passion in another soul. Each unveiling the greatest… — Christine Zolendz Eternity Copy Share Image
“I could have had an orgasm from the mind fuck he was giving me right there” — Christine Zolendz Psychology Copy Share Image
“It was as if I’d been abstinent for years, alone in a dry uninhabited land, completely unaware of what sex really was.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“She’s so different. She doesn’t have to get naked to get a man’s attention. She just has to walk in a room,… — Christine Zolendz Difficult life Copy Share Image
“Do I think you’re beautiful? Yes. Do I believe you’re sexy? Yes, God forgive me, I do. But what I think about… — Christine Zolendz Deserve to be happy Copy Share Image
“A decent guy doesn’t just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect. They need to be created by a woman. … — Christine Zolendz Humor-relationships Copy Share Image
“I want to wake up every day I have left to the warmth of your lips on mine, the sound of your… — Christine Zolendz Every day Copy Share Image
“Love wasn't forcing someone to feel the same thing you do for your own benefit. Love is patiently waiting for centuries to… — Christine Zolendz Love Copy Share Image
“You slept with my sister.” “Get over it. You could either fight with me over it or help me fight for her.… — Christine Zolendz Good guy Copy Share Image
“Sod off! Psych 101. There are five stages of grief and I’m owning that shit. They ARE my bitches.” — Christine Zolendz Death Copy Share Image
“You should be getting dressed too, instead of slumming it in your sexy-pjs all day, cuddling up under those covers. Sniffing my… — Christine Zolendz Getting dressed Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, what did you say? I’m not fluent in stupid drunk slut” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“He let his guitar swing behind him and cupped my face with his hand. "I love you, Grace Taylor." It barely came… — Christine Zolendz Grace Copy Share Image
“You have climbed to the top of the skank tree, then fell … and you banged every guy on the way down.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Kade: “Fuck. Are your eyes green?” Lainey: “Yes. Scandalous isn’t it? Maybe I should poke them out for you and insert a… — Christine Zolendz Ur Eyes Copy Share Image
“Real love, that ridiculous, inconvenient, all-consuming-can’t live without you love, isn’t something you can go out and look for. It’s something that… — Christine Zolendz Love Copy Share Image
“The first kiss, the first time my lips were on yours...the hell...I wouldn't take one moment of it back...” — Christine Zolendz First kiss Copy Share Image