“Oh, go to hell, Gabriel! What are you going to do, flap you wrings around and throw your halon at me?” — Christine Zolendz Gabriel Copy Share Image
“She brought me back from the dead. I never realized how ugly my insides were until she showed me what beauty really… — Christine Zolendz Beauty Copy Share Image
“What's a fuckasstard, Virgin?" "It's a fucking asshole retard or a fucking ass in a leotard.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Come on its me, Mr. Dark and intriguing with a side of fucked up, Yeah I'm pretty much priceless.” — Christine Zolendz Priceless Copy Share Image
“Please, save your breath, because you might need it to blow up your date later.” — Christine Zolendz Save Breath Copy Share Image
“You got me, Sam. You own my soul, baby. You got me…and you healed me.” — Christine Zolendz Healed Copy Share Image
“Tell me. Tell me, Grace, that you don't feel this. Please. Tell me and I will walk right out of here” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Because Lainey, you somehow soothe the chaos that’s inside me. You heal me.” — Christine Zolendz Heal Copy Share Image
I've been broken and she's my missing pieces, all of them. My heart wants what it wants. She is the other half… — Christine Zolendz Broken Copy Share Image
“Remember tonight...for it is the beginning of always," he whispered... - Shane That damn man just ruined all other men for me.… — Christine Zolendz Grace Copy Share Image
“Dear God, now I need a change of panties. Mine are soaking wet,” she whispered. No thoughts in brain. Me want girl.… — Christine Zolendz Change Copy Share Image
“I turned to face Jen, who I could hear getting ready to rev up for a shriek, “If you squeee right now,… — Christine Zolendz Right now Copy Share Image
“I stand there And no one knew me I reach for her She looks right through me I can search this world… — Christine Zolendz Tears Copy Share Image
“Whatever love she would accept from me, I wanted to give her until she could one day love me back. I could… — Christine Zolendz Life Copy Share Image
“That, that right there. That's it, that feeling, that moment of breathlessness, that little surge in your chest, the prickle of heat… — Christine Zolendz Time Copy Share Image
“If I’m not good enough because I’m a waitress, don't settle for me, don't sink down to my level. You don't deserve… — Christine Zolendz Good enough Copy Share Image
“I want to kiss you. I want to touch you, everywhere. I want to pretend for one moment in my life I… — Christine Zolendz Life Copy Share Image
“Real love, that ridiculous, inconvenient, all-consuming-can’t live without you love, isn’t something you can go out and look for. It’s something that… — Christine Zolendz Love Copy Share Image
“His lips touched mine again, breathing me in like I was his air, then he tore his mouth from mine; panting. "Please… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“I had to be honest though, Shane was insanely attractive, but looks fade and they are just a covering. Even if the… — Christine Zolendz Attractive Copy Share Image
“I glared at Shane, who gave me an innocent look. With the most serious expression I could make, I joked, “Some of… — Christine Zolendz Black widow Copy Share Image
“No. I want you to tell me why you have a pair of broken angel wings on your shoulder. I want you… — Christine Zolendz Angel wings Copy Share Image
“You should be getting dressed too, instead of slumming it in your sexy-pjs all day, cuddling up under those covers. Sniffing my… — Christine Zolendz Getting dressed Copy Share Image
“A decent guy doesn’t just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect. They need to be created by a woman. … — Christine Zolendz Decent Copy Share Image
“Why settle for something like that, when you've tasted heaven and you'll always know what you're missing?” — Christine Zolendz Heaven Copy Share Image
“Stop, Lea. I don't get happily-ever afters. Those are just for fairytales and porn.” — christine zolendz Fairy Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, what did you say? I’m not fluent in stupid drunk slut” — Christine Zolendz Drunk Copy Share Image
“Life isn't made of miracles, roses and cotton fucking candy, Lea.” — Christine Zolendz Candy Copy Share Image
“No, Grace. I don't have a heart. I did once, but I gave it to a girl and I let her keep… — Christine Zolendz Gave Copy Share Image
“I'd never get to see heaven, but at least I got to feel it once in a kiss.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“…if you’re going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you’re really just an ass.” — Christine Zolendz Intelligence Copy Share Image
“Ummhmmm. That man just melted the panties right off me with his eyes.” — Christine Zolendz Melted Copy Share Image
“I could have had an orgasm from the mind fuck he was giving me right there” — Christine Zolendz Fuck Copy Share Image
“I swung the door open and seductively leaned against it. The ultimate badass looked like he was having a heart attack.” — Christine Zolendz Heart attack Copy Share Image
“I also want to kiss you until you're a puddle of sexy sauce on the floor, and then I want to lick… — Christine Zolendz Want Lick Copy Share Image
“You could probably open up a damn seafood house with all the crabs he probably has.” — Christine Zolendz Crabs Copy Share Image
“I made a vow to myself to never be fooled again by a man or a halo wearing asshole with wings.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“You have climbed to the top of the skank tree, then fell … and you banged every guy on the way down.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Sod off! Psych 101. There are five stages of grief and I’m owning that shit. They ARE my bitches.” — Christine Zolendz Bitches Copy Share Image
“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,” — Christine Zolendz Condom Copy Share Image