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“A decent guy doesn’t just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect. They need to be created by a woman. They’re like a dumb blank lump of clay and you have to mold them into what you want them to be, while erasing everything their mothers ever taught them and all the horrible internet porn they’ve…” quote by Christine Zolendz
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““A decent guy doesn’t just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect.  They need to be created by a woman.  They’re like a dumb blank lump of clay and you have to mold them into what you want them to be, while erasing everything their mothers ever taught them and all the horrible internet porn they’ve watched growing up.””

Christine Zolendz

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