“Psf. I'm not an alcoholic. An alcoholic needs a drink. Look here," I explained raising my next shot to her. "I already… — Christine Zolendz Alcoholic Copy Share Image
“I appreciate your invitation, but I believe that every time that Fran of yours speaks to me, he’s actively trying to annihilate… — Christine Zolendz Annihilate Copy Share Image
“Most guys don’t know this, but a woman’s G-spot is in her eyes and ears. If you look in her pants, you’re… — Christine Zolendz Ears Look Copy Share Image
“Got plans for the rest of the day ?" "No plans," I whispered. Test drive your mattress? Let me pretend to be… — Christine Zolendz Fifty shades Copy Share Image
“There, I said it. We’re all adults here, right? I mean, I shouldn’t be ashamed. I’ve already told you my panties were… — Christine Zolendz Ashamed Copy Share Image
“What the eff are you two alcoholics talking about? You're all hovering over each other like you're plotting to take over the… — Christine Zolendz Alcoholics Copy Share Image
“Put a damn shirt on and cover up your eighteen pack or whatever you got going on under that skin, you are… — Christine Zolendz Saying Copy Share Image
“The bloody cockfucking wanker therapist wants me to write my bloody thoughts about all the tragedy in my bloody life. It’ll be… — Christine Zolendz Life Copy Share Image
“I want to wake up every day I have left to the warmth of your lips on mine, the sound of your… — Christine Zolendz Every day Copy Share Image
“Look, I don’t know how much you know about me, but I’m not…bloody right. I’m trying my best to be, but it’s… — Christine Zolendz Know Copy Share Image
“I wanted to wrap that moment up in tissue paper and save it forever someplace near my heart, just so I could… — Christine Zolendz Drunk Copy Share Image
“Because how you look doesn't change what's in your soul.” — Christine Zolendz Change Copy Share Image
“It took all my restraint not to fall to my knees in front of her and beg her to love me.” — Christine Zolendz Restraint Copy Share Image
“All I Need are Shoes, Booze and Bad boys with Tattoos.” — Christine Zolendz Bad boy Copy Share Image
“You know, if you're going to be a smart ass, you should start by being smart. Otherwise, you're really just an ass.” — Christine Zolendz Intelligence Copy Share Image
“Please, Grace, whatever it is you're going after, please try to find it here with me. I will try my best to… — Christine Zolendz Grace Copy Share Image
“Annnd, because I’m a mean dick, I poked her with my figures. What? Don’t give me that face, she’s used to my… — Christine Zolendz Dick Copy Share Image
“His lips brushed past the shell of my ear, and every nerve ending in my body screamed out for him. “I think… — Christine Zolendz Fall in love Copy Share Image
“I've spent my entire existence trying to create this perfect fairytale happy ever after future; bending fate to the way I thought… — Christine Zolendz Destiny Copy Share Image
“A decent guy doesn't just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect. They need to be created by a woman.… — Christine Zolendz Decent Copy Share Image
“Maybe someone like Ryan is better for her than a piece of shit like me,” I mumbled. His smile slipped and his… — Christine Zolendz Like Ryan Copy Share Image
“Do I have to get diapers?” he asked. “Why, did Kade shit himself?” she laughed. Dylan huffed loudly. Eyebrows knitted together, “DO… — Christine Zolendz Humor Copy Share Image
“There are five levels of the douche hierarchy: douche, douche bag, douche canoe, douche nozzle and right at the top, the king… — Christine Zolendz Hierarchy Douche Copy Share Image
“Hey, and the rock star is here too! How you doing, son?” “Hey, Mr. Rossi. Thanks for having me today. I’m doing… — Christine Zolendz Dining room Copy Share Image
