Quote by Christine Zolendz

“By the time I finally caught up with what the hell they were talking about, I realized I really didn't give a damn.”

— Kayce Lassiter

“Like I gave a fuck.”

— L.A. Casey

“I just received some very bad fucking news, and I’m really in the mood for some torturing. One last time—where’s the fucker?” “Alright, alright.…

— L.J. Shen

“Zero Fucks Given.”

— Kate Meader

“But my experiences slowly flattened and blended together until it became obvious that there’s a huge difference between not giving a fuck and not…

— Allie Brosh

“I fucked up.”

— Andy Weir

“I’ve been waiting my whole life to fuck up like this.”

— Robert Stone

“Dude, you just got fucked up by a girl.”

— Bella Jeanisse

“Wow. So you didn't expect it?" "No. Not at all." "Were you like, 'Fuck!”

— Sophie Kinsella

“By all rights, he should have told me to go fuck myself. I’d”

— Megan Erickson

“And I freaked the fuck out in earnest.”

— Michelle Hodkin

“What, in all very seriousness, the hell was going on?”

— Jeff Lindsay