Bill Bailey Quotes
- There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.
- Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'
- Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
- Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.
- At the last count -- and we're still counting -- there were 3.2 million claims. We're approaching the doomsday scenario we described 5 years ago.
- My first job was selling doors, door to door. That's a tough job isn't it? Bing Bong; Hello, can I interest you in a- oh…
- There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.