"There's more evil in the charts than an……" — Bill Bailey
"There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box."
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27 Quotes by Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey has 27 quotes on this site.
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Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
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Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit
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I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
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I'm English and, as such, I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
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Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
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I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well,…
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I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.
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What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long,…
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Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.
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Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously,…
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Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from…
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!
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More Al Quotes
This quote is filed under Al Quotes,
one of 727 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I've always said I don't believe in God, I believe in Al Pacino.
— Javier Bardem
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I am always saying, 'I don't believe in God; I believe in Al Pacino.' And that's true. If I ever…
— Javier Bardem
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Now, if you're Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if you're mainstream…
— Joe Barton
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Being with Al Gore on the red carpet in Cannes was exciting - he's like a rock star unto himself!
— Lawrence Bender
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Islam believes in many prophets, and Al Quran is nothing but a confirmation of the old Scriptures.
— Annie Besant
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Al Qaeda is almost all in Pakistan, and Pakistan has nuclear weapons. And yet for every dollar we're spending in…
— Joe Biden
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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore.…
— Lewis Black
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They have called Operation Iraqi Freedom a war of choice that isn't part of the real war on terror. Someone…
— John Boehner
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Al Gore clearly has the vision... it's a much better vision than that of George W. Bush.
— Bill Bradley
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Al-Qa'ida is the antithesis of the peace, tolerance and humanity that is at the heart of Islam.
— John O. Brennan
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Al-Qa'ida does not follow a traditional command structure, wear uniforms, carry its arms openly, or mass its troops at the…
— John O. Brennan
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As a matter of international law, the United States is in an armed conflict with al-Qa'ida, the Taliban, and associated…
— John O. Brennan
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