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Dont talk shit till you know that I is a fact :@

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I named my penis the truth because most girls can't handle it

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Your Soooo Fakee,You Make BARBIE Look Real^__^¥

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Friendzz are like a baby diaper full of shit>>

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Nothing will never be you. you are yourself and that's how it is.

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No greater love exists, than the one that is unattainable.

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Bitch's Ain't Shit But Hoe's & Trick's

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The wise will go to where ball will stop not where ball is

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Dear girls,its not cute to call yourself a hoe.. have some respect for yourself

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Remember Sitting In The Summer Air When Nothing Could Get Between Us Cause We Didn't Care.

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Dont leave someone who you'll think you'll be with for the rest of your life .

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Oh, I'm sorry...did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beging of yours?

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You say I'm a BITCH but thats funny cause they say I'm THE BITCH but I say if you wanna call me…

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A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 6 pack of beer under the other.…

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I know I can be a good friend , I dont know whether I can b a good lover

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I dON't REGREt WAt I did OR SAid CUZ At thEE ENd I lEARN Off My MiStAkES!!(:

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U JUST ANOTHER SPITEFUL WOMEN…U MUST OF HAD SOME BITTER DICK!

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I don't make mistakes...I date them.

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You're the reason I stay up until 2 am looking at hate quotes..

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Who are the guy that I dream and whis I had.

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Dont Judge If Your Hands Arent Clean !

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F-ck a teacher. F-ck a class. '&& f-ck you ! BAD DAY !

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Don't judge me until you walk in my shoes,only the can you see my pov

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Friends are like buttcheaks we never let them go!

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Friends..?? Pff doesn't need one, I am my one perfect friends:)

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When you left it made me broken. I miss you

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And to think I thought I new you </3

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? -- To find Poo. (:

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When I read about the dangers of drinking alcohol, I stopped reading!

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There is always a reason , always a lie and always a good-bye

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Once you give your heart, you wont get it back the same </3

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The akward moment when you see ure dead

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I dont like u and u dont like me so go your way and ill go mines

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I miss you like the sun misses the flower in the dead of winter.

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I am not afraid of love I am afraid of not being loved back.

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Things may change but, we start and end with family

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Going to mcdonalds for a burger is like going out for a shag

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Hey you know what's in your chinese food, yep neither do I…

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You're just as ugly as your fakeness

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Hoes hate us cause we bad bitches and they wanna be us.

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