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Everytime I look at you I just wanna kiss you

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Look at me now look at the ground now back to me now back at the ground now back to me where…

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Keep talking shit because you making me famous.

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Boyfriend:Wanna hear a joke? Girlfriend:Yeah,sure?:) Boyfriend:Our relationship!haha oh and here's a magic trick POOF!Your single lol

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Is It Bad That When They Say More People In The United States Go To Jail More Than Like 4 Or 5…

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Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that errection.

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Fuck being single

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Dear haters, love me or hate me, I'm not going to change.

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Love isnt a piece of trash, its something you cherish!!<3

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Never hold your farts in...because if you do, they travel up your spine and thus where shitty ideas come from....

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Your The Moon And Im The Sun . Without You I Wont SHINE

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Quotes on aim

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Why are apartments called apartments when they're together?

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Friendzz are like a baby diaper full of shit>>

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I'd rather spit on you then look at you.

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Dont hate me cause u aint me

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That awkward moment when someone asks you whats wrong and their the problem

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Maybe you should eat makeup too, so your personality can start being as pretty as your face.

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Life is sorta funny wen it fucks u in the back nd not the front

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Rumours are tumours. Tumours are infectious. & your the one looking like the infected bitch!

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Dear Math, I'm tired of trying to find your

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Evryboady live's but not evryboady dies and to live dosent mean your alive.

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Im not all that and a bag of chips I'm the whole damn bag of party mixxxxx!!!

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Best friends is 11 but so is backstabbers

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And to think I thought I new you </3

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