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Why are apartments called apartments when they're together?

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Knock, knock! ...Who's there? ...Mormons!! ...fuck.

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Smile, happy looks good on you, baby.

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Haters love me I'm on my cool j if u get wut I get wut wud u say

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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

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I love him because he makes me feel like I'm on top of the world.

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I Never Say Fuck Love I Just Say Fuck Him .

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Swag is something you got and no one else does.

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Many say counting helps to sleep. I counted till 3756 last night and couldn't sleep because I was way too much concentrating…

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The day you realize you love him is the day you realize your life doesnt suck

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Relationships are basic off of trust not about people whose trying to interfere in your relationship problems.

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It is funny how people fall in LOVE with the once that will hurt them the most...

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I hate you 4 causing me so much grief and pain, but u never seem 2 change maybe I should've stayed gone,…

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No matter how tells you that you are wrong always be true to your self and be who you want to be.

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If you truly want things to be different, then do things differently. Or do new things altogether.

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The first 10 years a of a girls life they play with barbies the next 10 they try to look like one.

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Fed up with people thinking I have an ATM in my purse

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Being jealous is just another way of saying you are not good enough!

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I NEEDN'T DESCRIBE ANYTHING ITS JUST THAT I LOVE HIM!!!

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When your happy your pretty and clearly your not happy.

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I love you for who you are, not for who you pretend to be ^^

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Father:where is my son? Mother:he was saying he will do sex today

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It seems like I care but buddy I dont give a fuck .

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Happy valentines day 2 al loverz out der

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I'm Giving Up On Love Because Everyone I Start To Fall For Deserts Me

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A man ask, how old is your wife? he replied and said,

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This bad mood is brought to you by the letters F and U

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The trust between partners is more worth ed than a thousand gold sacks

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Just being wih you makes my life what it should be

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Relationship cycle: :) - :D - <3 - :/ - :( - :'( - <|3

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Being The Bigger Person Quotes & Sayings

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That awkward moment when your friend is just annoying so much.

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If a guy pauses his video game just to text you back .. Marry him

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If karma doesn't knock you out soon... I will.

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Girls r like TV's u watch them then u turn them off.

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Your clothes make you sexy. But your smile makes you beautiful.

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Everything happend for a reason , but people change like seasons .

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Oh, I found your nose... it was in my business again

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You Suck At Everything ... Dont Need To Do Anything Else

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BTW I found your nose, it was right where you left it, in my business!

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