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My heart was broken by you but I dont know why I'm still loving you

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What do you call lice on a bald man's head? … … HOMELESS

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I just found something out!...I was born on my birthday!

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There are lovers but haterz no exceptions

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Dont trust , bc trusting can get you hurt

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HATERZ ARE LIKE COW ALWAYS MOOOOVING AWAY

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Don't defeat your enemies, but destroy them.

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Bitch Hate Me Or Live Me Most Of All I Really Dont Give A F*uck ;)

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Hated my many, Wanted by plenty, Disliked by some,Confronted by none.So fuck off.

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Is It Bad That When They Say More People In The United States Go To Jail More Than Like 4 Or 5…

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The awkward moment when someone with half a tongue wants to hook up with you.

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Get a number and get in line with all these haters and when I feel like hearing yr bitchin ill call yr…

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I droped a tear into the ocean and I wont stop loving you until I find it

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Friends become enemies, enemies become friends, but brothers stay true till the end.

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For all the people that think there better then me then they really need to wake up and get used to reality…

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Bad relationships are like split ends...you have to cut them off in order to grow

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Life's a bitch, not wait that's just you.

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My best friend is who I can call at 4AM and who won't hang up!

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Bitch fuck meh no fuck you.. Im the one you wanna DO!!

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You act like a jerk,then your sweet talking ways pull me back in

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Be yourr on self NO ONE is going to change YOU!!!

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Sometimes I go under my bed, and pretend I'm a carrot.

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Theeres no suuch thang as the badest bitch of the 325 , Maariah ;D

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If her shoes still has lights on them...shes to young for you bro

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Idgaf ! let me write my own story,it's MY life.

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Perfection is 1% success and 99% effort

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I was good at math until they added the alphabet :)

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Act your own age!!!!... Not your bra size!

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Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? never mind you won't get it.

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My luck is so bad that I got ran over by a parked car

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Loved you once, Love you still, always have, always will<3

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I do what I wanna do, the fucc is it to you!!!

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Listening to sad songs when you are sad. . . smart right

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I aint giving yu nun bet's go find yu ah dummy !!!

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Life is short so live it havin fun and not waste it bein drunk

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Roses are red violets are blue, boy if you give me aids ill cut you!

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I love my sister because she cares about me alot she makes me happy

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Why are you such a cunt? fuck off no-one cares you motherfucker

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Gay guys are more attractive, because they get you.

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