Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just some retard wrapped in tim foil. — Author Name Knight in shining armor Copy Share Image
If you have ever liked a boy so much then he asks you out and then he breaks up with you, and… — Author Name Copy Share Image
You so fat when you die all your kids gonna get together and sing WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOU FATTER THAN… — Author Name Family Copy Share Image
WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are… — Author Name Facebook status Copy Share Image
A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells the man, — Author Name Drunk man Copy Share Image
Live the life you life,and be happy with it and proud to be who you are. — Author Name Life Copy Share Image
These chicken heads/hoes is trying to play duck duck goose but I told them that my dick aint included. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I bought an Ipad, Steve Jobs died! I bought a Micheal Jackson album, Micheal Jackson died! .....Hmmmm. Tomarraow I shall buy a… — Author Name Justin beiber Copy Share Image
My heart was broken by you but I dont know why I'm still loving you — Author Name Love Copy Share Image
ABCDEFG-a boy can do everything for girl...NOW REVERSE IT...GFEDCAB-girl forgets evertythig done,cathes.another one..:p.. — Author Name Copy Share Image
Hate me all you want bitch the only reason you do is because you know I'm better than you — Author Name Copy Share Image
Being thick is a blessing, obesity's a sin, and dont let the skinny women fool you they got problems too — Author Name Copy Share Image
I would slap you, but I dont want my hand to sink in your five pounds of cover up you decided to… — Author Name Copy Share Image
You like me and I like you, put us together and we arfe the perffect two — Author Name Copy Share Image
Love is hard to find , so when you find true love. love every moment of it. — Author Name Every moment Copy Share Image
